1. Characteristics
1. Female, usually born in the 80s (after '86), single.
[I was born in 1993 and yes I'm SINGLE]
2. Little to no previous dating experience prior to 'meeting' the 5 members of TVXQ. After meeting TVXQ, dates = 0.
[LOL true!]
3. You compare everyone you meet with the boys and nobody seems to meet your standards besides the 5 of them.
[Previously I already have a high standard, after meeting the boys the standard goes even higher. And yes nobody can reach the standard of my Dong Bang boys!]
4. You refuse to imagine what life would be like for them after they're married and you feel an immediate dislike towards any female that appears beside them.
[Don't ask me, I don't want to imagine it! It breaks my heart T_T]
2. Process
Main Reasons:
1. Love at first sight: Drawn to the boys because of their appearances, bodies and voices. Reaction to seeing each of the members:
- Park Yoochun - Ah… look at his warm gaze [Ohhh....I'm melting]
- Kim Junsu - Omo! Look at that adorable smile! [Angel Xiah! @_@]
- Jung Yunho - Oh he's so manly! [I wanna lick his body....LOL pervert me]
- Shim Changmin - Look at that chiseled jaw…
- Kim Jaejoong - His eyes are huge… he's so pale and his waist is tiny! (And then you look at yourself and you're overcome with shame) [How did they know that!]
2. After getting to know them through watching variety shows in such, you fall in love with their personalities, whether it be Yoochun's kindness, Junsu's cuteness, Yunho's cool, Changmin's maturity or Jaejoong's cold appearance and warm personality
[Oh yes...I fall in love with them...Totally head over heel]
3. After learning more and more about the boys, about the stories behind each of them, you are deeply touched and moved by their talent:
- You're deeply moved by his (Junsu) beautiful voice and touched that he never gave up on his dream even whilst his voice changed
- You cry when you hear about Yoochun's family and you admire his skill in playing piano
[I cried when I watch Yashimmanman where he talks about his family..]
- You're awestruck at his (Jaejoong) ability to cook and chilled to the bone by his husky voice
[When I read that he can prepare 15 dishes easily...I was like... WHAT?? 0_o]
- You're impressed by genius boy's (Changmin) quick wit, his ridiculously powerful voice and the way he managed to score full marks in his maths test despite having to practice for performances
[Lord Min...I salute you!]
- You're unable to tear your eyes off Yunho as he's dancing and rapping
[My eyes doesn't listen to me! They wanted to just look at Yunho and Yunho!]
4. You read anything and everything you see related to the boys, you completely lose control whenever you see photos of your bias and you incessantly collect them because you just can't get enough. Without realizing it, you begin to compare all creatures with XY chromosomes (males) to your bias.
[I can't help myself from shamelessly screaming and spazzing whenever I saw the boys in any magazine and such. I had more than 1000 pictures of my boys in my 640GB harddisk and I'm collecting more and MORE and MOARR!!]
[I want my boys to become the reason of my success]
6. When you finally reach the age to start dating, you realize that most people are too afraid to ask you out because they know that you have outrageously high standards.
[I'm sure that this day will come exactly like how it was stated =_=]
Credits: TVXQBaidu
Trans by: dorfehh@DBSKnights
Shared by: DBSKnights + Saleisha Jae
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I was surprised on how all the things are so damn TRUE!
I can't denied every details
Well... sorry for becoming such a TYPICAL CASSIOPEIA
I DON'T CARE BEING A TYPICAL CASSIOPEIA, IN FACT I'M SO PROUD OF BEING A TYPICAL CASSIOPEIA.
I don't give a damn to anything people say about me fangirling my boys like a retard, I love my Dong Bang boys and I will always love them!
ALWAYS KEEP THE FAITH
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